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Post by Sigbru on Apr 5, 2009 19:40:28 GMT
FFVII has lot's and lot's of minigames. The ones at Gold saucer, For Condor, Motorcycle's, and even some plotline minigames.
I suck at most of them, but by far the one I hate the most is the ones at Junon, especially the parade one. Stupid reporters keep sending me bombs...
So, what is your Minigame hell?
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Post by La Editor on Apr 5, 2009 19:44:02 GMT
I loved the Junon one because it made me so annoyed. And the reporters comments were SO FUNNY.
"What the hell was that soldier doing?!"
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Post by fearandloathing on Apr 5, 2009 20:03:20 GMT
FORT CONDOR. WTF. I'M SORRY BUT WHAT. MOST RETARDED THING EVER. I was so confused, I ended up giving those people like half of my savings T_T WHY. WHAT DID I EVEN PAY FOR?! The Junon one was bad too. Like super lame. The Parade just sucked. OH NO I KNOW THE THING IN THE ROCKET WITH THE CODEBREAKING AND THE ewhfkajshfkaslegfakudgfjkasgfjkasgflka. Oh GOD I hated that. Cid made bloody ambigous comments so I eneded up wasting like 10 minutes inputting triangles when there weren't any in the combo. Thank god I had quicksave because I was emulating. Bad. Times.
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Post by Hope on Apr 5, 2009 20:22:50 GMT
Ohhh I so know my answer to this one. That stupid sniper thing in crisis core. Plus that stupid sneaking past the guards in Modeoheim thing in crisis core. Argh. That game had some really frustrating mini games.
I actually really liked fort condor. But it was annoyingly expensive.
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Post by Qwi-Xux on Apr 5, 2009 21:21:56 GMT
I hated, hated the Junon mini-games. The damn dolphin--GAH, how many times did I jump off that stupid thing and miss landing on the bar? How many times did I get electrocuted?? And the parade! I got screamed at over and over and over until I finally found the right place to stand in line. *head desk* And the submarine mini-game? I won it at the very, very, very end, because I finally figured out what I was doing just in time. Junon just sucked for mini-games.
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Post by kajnrig on Apr 5, 2009 21:38:48 GMT
Fort Condor was pretty awesome, if easy. Could've been awesome if it'd gone completely 3D and had you defending all around the hill, not just one face. But I s'pose that's because I used to love those strategy games.
Three clumps of archers near the top, two or three healer units above the firing line, and that took care of everyone. Then bring everyone into the center route and line 'em up against the commander, and it'd be dead before it even got to hit 'em. Simple.
Anyway. I digress.
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Post by Sylla on Apr 5, 2009 23:49:23 GMT
THE CHOCOBO RACE WITH THE G****MN SEAGULLS AND WHAT THE HELL HOW CAN SHE GO SO FAST AND STOP HITTING ME YOU STUPID AVIANS–
Ah, wait. Sorry. Wrong game.
Well, there was the one with the butterflies–
No, still wrong game. Heh, I guess I have a special place (of rage) in my heart reserved for the FFX minigames. (200 lightning bolts, Squeenix? ARE YOU F-ING SERIOUS?!) But, er... yeah, the dolphin one enraged me, too. And the Fort Condor one... meh, I honestly can't say it made that much of an impression. I gave them a buttload of money and they won. I think. Can't remember.
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Post by Clan Dragoon on Apr 6, 2009 0:56:17 GMT
It's much easier just to let the soldiers hit condor and fight them off yourselves in battle- instead of waste money in a cheap RTS minigame. The enemies are extremely low level to what you should be at at that point in the game - try it next time and save yourself the pain - as well as some experience. Worst minigame however is VINCENT'S CODE! F&@k THAT! I almost wanted to leave him in the damn basement - worth too much of my effort - because NOT ONLY do you have to solve the clues (which takes a normal person a ridiculous amount of time if they're not cheating) BUT THEN, THEN you have to ENTER THE DAMN NUMBERS. Timed. And without going over. Curse you Vincent. But it gets better. Now that we've spent all this effort just OPENING THE DAMN DOOR - Boss Fight. Really guys, was he worth it? Was it really worth it? Other then that: Story of my life... Honestly - did Barret just forget that he has a GUN ATTACHED to his arm? Useless bastards...
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Post by Sigbru on Apr 6, 2009 0:57:10 GMT
I hated, hated the Junon mini-games. The damn dolphin--GAH, how many times did I jump off that stupid thing and miss landing on the bar? How many times did I get electrocuted?? I think the worse part is that later I find out I didn't have to move at all >.>
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Post by VulcanElf on Apr 6, 2009 3:18:29 GMT
FORT CONDOR. WTF. I'M SORRY BUT WHAT. This. Hated it. so. much.
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Post by MysticSpiritus on Apr 6, 2009 3:26:40 GMT
Gah, Fort Condor almost made me want to smash the TV screen. It was expensive, the soldiers moved all fruity-like, and it was so darn booooring. I did not appreciate it one bit. Nope.
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Post by Pen Against Sword on Apr 6, 2009 6:46:45 GMT
Wow this thread made me realize my loathing for mini-games.
GUYS DOES CHOCOBO BREEDING COUNT AS A MINI GAME BECAUSE IT MADE ME p**s MYSELF WITH RAGE
HAVE SEX DAMMIT JUST SCREW ALREADY I KNOW I'M MAKING YOU BANG YOUR SISTER BUT GOD CAN YOU PLEASE JUST SUCK IT UP I *NEED* A GOLD CHOCOBO
WTF WHY AREN'T YOU A BLACK CHOCOBO
THIS SHOULD HAVE WORKED WHY IS THIS NOT. WORKING.
And Vincent. @(!*(*#@&*$* YOU VINCENT. Well, really, it's Hojo's fault. GODDAMMIT HOJO WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH STUPID CODE STUPID TIMER STUPID GOING PAST THE NUMBER A MILLION TIMES AKSLJAJK
(Sylla, agreed on the birds hitting you rage. but um... let me just take this moment -- OH MY GOD I KNOW I HIT THE DODGE BUTTON AT THE RIGHT TIME **WHY** DID THAT LIGHTNING BOLT HIT ME I WAS ON ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY THREE AND THAT STUPID PIANO THEME IS STARTING TO DRIVE ME INSANE JEEEEEEEEEESUS)
I am so small, yet so full of rage.
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Post by Hope on Apr 6, 2009 7:39:29 GMT
Oh yeah. I want to change my vote.
I. Hate. Chocobo. Breeding.
*seethe*
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Clan Dragoon
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Post by Clan Dragoon on Apr 6, 2009 7:42:22 GMT
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Post by T. Costa on Apr 6, 2009 10:51:21 GMT
I love Chocobo Breeding! I have it down to a science. ^_^ I do chocobo breeding in between a bunch of subquests so I almost never have to wait for them to be able to breed.
I hate the bike minigame, and the sub minigame. The bike one is clumsy and confusing, and the sub one is boring as hell.
Fort Condor I got fairly good at and by the time I got there I actually usually had a lot of gold to burn. My strategy was to have tristoners or fire catapults on every path. They usually did a decent amount of damage and I generally pushed everything to the very bottom of the map without having to fight the boss.
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