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Mar 24, 2009 9:31:18 GMT
Post by fearandloathing on Mar 24, 2009 9:31:18 GMT
Does anyone know any Final Fantasy themed jokes? I had a look, and the only one I found funny was--
What do you call a flying cow? Moogule
LAME ATTACK!
Here's one I just made up now.
What do you call a strangled chocobo? Chokeabo.
DOUBLE LAME ATTACK!
Come on - no shame - any Final Fantasy jokes, or even old jokes with FF characters inserted.
Cloud Strife walked into a bar... You woulda thought he saw it coming.
BAM!
Yuna and her guardians are on the Farenheit as it spirals towards the ground after an engine failure - there are seven of them left, but only six parachutes. Yuna: I have to die for Spira! I can't die here! *Grabs a parachute and jumps off* Tidus: Well I'm the star player of the Zanarkand abes! I'm also the hero of the story! *Grabs parachute* Lulu: I'm pregnant. Or soon to be. I have to live for my unborn child. *Grabs parachute* Kimarhi: *Grunt* *Grabs parachute* Wakka: I'm the captain of the Besaid Aurochs! I can't abandon my team! They'd be hopeless without me! *Grabs parachute*
There is one parachute left, and just Auron and Rikku remain. "Rikku," says Auron. "I am already unsent, I have no need to live. You take the parachute; I have had a good life."
"I don't really think that'll be a problem," says Rikku cheerfully. "Cuz' Wakka just jumped off with my backpack."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Mar 24, 2009 10:20:27 GMT
Post by T. Costa on Mar 24, 2009 10:20:27 GMT
Yuna and her guardians are on the Farenheit as it spirals towards the ground after an engine failure - there are seven of them left, but only six parachutes. Yuna: I have to die for Spira! I can't die here! *Grabs a parachute and jumps off* Tidus: Well I'm the star player of the Zanarkand abes! I'm also the hero of the story! *Grabs parachute* Lulu: I'm pregnant. Or soon to be. I have to live for my unborn child. *Grabs parachute* Kimarhi: *Grunt* *Grabs parachute* Wakka: I'm the captain of the Besaid Aurochs! I can't abandon my team! They'd be hopeless without me! *Grabs parachute* There is one parachute left, and just Auron and Rikku remain. "Rikku," says Auron. "I am already unsent, I have no need to live. You take the parachute; I have had a good life." "I don't really think that'll be a problem," says Rikku cheerfully. "Cuz' Wakka just jumped off with my backpack." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahahahahahaha! Most of my Final Fantasy jokes involve Vincent's unfortunate choice in footwear. Not exactly funny.
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Mar 24, 2009 10:29:37 GMT
Post by Sylla on Mar 24, 2009 10:29:37 GMT
Come on - no shame - any Final Fantasy jokes, or even old jokes with FF characters inserted. Cloud Strife walked into a bar... You woulda thought he saw it coming. BAM! This one always makes me laugh whenever I hear it. Yeah, I laughed this time, too. I'm so lame. XD Also, load on the Vincent jokes, Costa! After all, he can jack b*tches up... WITH HIS FEET.
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Mar 24, 2009 10:32:31 GMT
Post by fearandloathing on Mar 24, 2009 10:32:31 GMT
Or ARE they?! Vincent: I shot a man in my shoes the other day... Yuffie: *In disgust* What the hell was he doing in your shoes?! Oh gad, I've got a million' of em. Two pumpkin-heads in a field. One turns to the other and says. "Weird... I smell pumpkins too!" Why doesn't Tifa use a sword in battle? You can't fit a sword in the kitchen. LOL BAD SEXIST JOKES...I should prbably stop now
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Mar 24, 2009 15:15:44 GMT
Post by La Editor on Mar 24, 2009 15:15:44 GMT
OH OH OH I LOVE THIS ONE. I CRIED FROM LAUGHING SO HARD FIRST TIME I READ IT.
KNOCK KNOCK.
WHO'S THERE?
AN INTERRUPTING CHOCOBO.
INTERRUPTING CHOCOBO W-
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
/capslockrage
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Mar 24, 2009 15:43:19 GMT
Post by Mengde on Mar 24, 2009 15:43:19 GMT
What do you tell a woman with a black eye?
Obviously you didn't fix Cid's tea fast enough, Shera.
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Mar 24, 2009 22:04:03 GMT
Post by T. Costa on Mar 24, 2009 22:04:03 GMT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
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Mar 24, 2009 23:37:20 GMT
Post by Qwi-Xux on Mar 24, 2009 23:37:20 GMT
There is one parachute left, and just Auron and Rikku remain. "Rikku," says Auron. "I am already unsent, I have no need to live. You take the parachute; I have had a good life." "I don't really think that'll be a problem," says Rikku cheerfully. "Cuz' Wakka just jumped off with my backpack." *dies laughing*
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Mar 25, 2009 1:05:40 GMT
Post by quietncryptic on Mar 25, 2009 1:05:40 GMT
Come on - no shame - any Final Fantasy jokes, or even old jokes with FF characters inserted. Cloud Strife walked into a bar... You woulda thought he saw it coming. BAM! This one always makes me laugh whenever I hear it. Yeah, I laughed this time, too. I'm so lame. XD Also, load on the Vincent jokes, Costa! After all, he can jack b*tches up... WITH HIS FEET.Omg fear! you had me choked up, cuz i totally remember that comic and fic where he's drunk and stuff! *giggles like an idiot*
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Mar 25, 2009 20:14:10 GMT
Post by Kisara Strife on Mar 25, 2009 20:14:10 GMT
*Lame Alert* So Fenrir is in the shop for repairs and Cid is taking ages to fix it ... Cloud decides he wants to escape the city for a while, and takes a car. Not long afterwards, he totals it in Cosmo Canyon and, having somehow managed to escape the wreckage unscathed, is found sitting on the ground by Tifa. "Oh my God Cloud! It looks like Titan attacked that car, what happened?" "I was driving along when a damn tree pops up out of nowhere. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I swerved to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was...." "Uh, Cloud ... this is Cosmo Canyon; there isn't a tree around here for miles ... are you sure it wasn't the air refresher?" "Damn it ..." I warned; lameness, lol!
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Mar 26, 2009 9:21:00 GMT
Post by fearandloathing on Mar 26, 2009 9:21:00 GMT
Lololol! Poor Cloud XD
Here's one off the bat - re-used material [Groucho Marx].
[Mild Spoilers for XII] Balthier - And then I left the Judges... Ashe - You were... a JUDGE?! Balthier - Yes. Part of a past I'd rather not remember. I told them I wouldn't stand to be part of an organization who accepted people like me as members.
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