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Post by fearandloathing on Feb 9, 2009 17:45:10 GMT
It's time foooorrrrrrrr Wacky Racers!The rules are there are no rules; why yes, Shin-Ra corp. are making this one-time-chance-of-a-life-time-use-it-or-lose-it offer for you. Yes, you!Prepare to race across Midgar in the vehicle of your choice - or no vehicle at all! Try it on foot, but don't expect to make much progress!!1!!11! At the end of the course, in the lovely hideaway town of Kalm, is our President himself, ready to award ONE MILLION GIL to you! Yes, you!Not only do you get this wonderful cash prize, but you win so much more! - A real authentic Turk uniform. - A free-for-all half hour around the S-Mart superstore - anything you grab within the time limit, it's YOURS. - A diamond-tipped tool set; ideal for making repairs or even improvements to almost ANYTHING! Yes, ANYTHING!For example, a gun, a motorbike, a robotic doll, or even an AIRSHIP! - The title of 'Gaia's wackiest racer' - ONE MILLION GIL!! - A free date at the Golden Saucer. - A weekend in a sun-soaked villa in Costa De Sol, OR a skiing holiday at the Icicle inn. - ONE MILLION GIL!! Here, racers, is your map. Can't understand it? NEITHER CAN I!! No really you should be able to understand it, I did my best Other than the red checkpoints, showing you your course, are four OPTIONAL BONUS CHECKPOINTS. YES, BONUS!That's not to say you can't go anywhere not tagged, but the directed route is the one laid out by our special team of race analysts. Want to enter this FLASH BONANZA OF WIN?! Then you need only three two things! - A team name (even if you are the only member of your team, this is ESSENTIAL to our race stats). - A team vehicle, which also needs a name (ALSO ESSENTIAL). Other necessary items of self-defense, preservation, or attack may also be required, but these are not necessary if you want to lose. So enter NOW, NOW, NOW! And join Wacky Races: Gaia! Submit your name (character), team name, vehicle and its name to enter NOW, NOW NOW! Yes, that's NOW, NOW NOW!And remember, the rules are...
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Post by Shagi Tigori on Feb 9, 2009 19:55:19 GMT
Holy cow! I hadn't seen that in forever!
Genesis looks to the entry form that he was handed by Angeal, glancing up at him briefly he sighs. "This is for quoting Loveless to you all those times isn't it?" He muttered without getting an acknowledgment. He gives another sigh and signs the form. "What are we calling this crap Angeal?"
Team name: Gifts of the Goddess Vehicle: The Pants of the Goddess! (A shinra car) Team Members: Genesis Rhapsodos and Angeal Hewley as of now.
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mintbanana
Turk
Look at him! You cannot resist the cute!
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Post by mintbanana on Feb 9, 2009 20:30:10 GMT
I love this idea!
Yuffie frowned as she read over the application. "Reeve, I know the money would be good and all... but you don't let me drive." She mulled it over some more. "Tell you what, lemme name it and drive at least half the way, and you got yourself a deal!"
Team Name: White Rose Originals (WRO) Vehicle: Materia Wagon Team Members: Yuffie Kisaragi and Reeve Tuesti
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Post by MysticSpiritus on Feb 9, 2009 20:55:57 GMT
Wait, let me try this again.
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Cloud shook his head. "I'm not doing this, Tifa."
"Yes, you are," she said. When he scowled his defiance, she pulled out her fighting gloves. His scowl ran away in fear.
"Alright."
Team name: Fenrir's Heaven Vehicle: The Chocobo Rider Team Members: Cloud Strife, Tifa Lockhart, Denzel, and Marlene
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Post by Woodster on Feb 9, 2009 21:47:32 GMT
This is Mint's fault... She made me do it!Vincent clutched the application in his claw as he read it. Once finished, he clenched his fist, screwing the paper into a ball. Pulling her skeletal remains close to his body, he gazed into the distance. "Lucrecia..." Team Name: The Morticians if you can think of something better, let me know! Vehicle: The Coffinator Team Members: Vincent Valentine, Lucrecia's Remains just don't ask..., other members to be confirmed- - - - - - - - - - Please will someone be in this team with me... I can't do it on my own!
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Kisara Strife
Turk
AVALANCHE Rebel
Because he can't be dead ... T_T
Posts: 2,576
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Post by Kisara Strife on Feb 9, 2009 22:18:04 GMT
"Shera! Damnit woman, y'all better help with this sh*t and bring the damn tea!"
Cid called over his shoulder and then looked back down at the application in his hand; they'd need a sh*tload of tea for this thing...
Team Name: Rocket Racers Vehicle: The Shera Team Members: Cid and Shera Highwind
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Post by Hope on Feb 10, 2009 9:48:20 GMT
Scarlet's eyes narrowed at she lifted the brightly coloured flyer from her desk.
"Imbeciles!" she shrieked.
At once a group of stuttering technicians crowded around her.
"We're going to win ourselves a race."
Team Name: Red Runners Vehicle: The Jackal Team Members: Scarlet + technicians
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Post by fearandloathing on Feb 10, 2009 10:06:45 GMT
Don't ask how, why, or what I'm on I have noooo idea.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "What do you mean I can't drive?!" Red XIII rarely ever raised his voice, but this was one such occasion. "You don't have any hands!" his racing partner retorted. "You're a puppet," he said cruelly. Although the nature of the cruelty was debatable because Cait Sith was, in fact, a puppet. "At least I have thumbs," Cait retorted. " And I'm a mechanical genius." "You can hold the microphone," Red said stiffly. "To command our engine." "Our engine?" Cait said curoiously; he hadn't looked under the hood of this machine yet. He popped it, and his face was nearly sucked off in a green-blue flash of light. "Holy St. Sephiroth on a stick, Nanaki!" he yelped. "What the Cosmo Caynon is that?!." "The Lifestream special," Red explained. "It was Grandpa's last project. We only needed one more thing to make it function." "One more thing?" "We're going to win!" an excited, girlish voice echoed out of the engine. Wait, wasn't that... "By the bald head of a Turk!" Cait exclaimed. "Is that you, Aerith?" "You becha it is!" another whoop came, and wisps of mako shot out from under the bonnet. "Now let's get this baby on the road." Almost entirely by its own will, the vehicle spluttered to life and started to accelerate away. "One question," Cait said to the hood of their car. "Where's Fair?" "Zack?" a voice out of the exhaust pipe said. "Don't you worry about HIM!" Something in the car exploded, and a burst of speed nearly carried them into a tree. Only Red at the steering wheel saved them - a paw on each side and a distinct twisting motion with his upper quaters guiding them. "What in--?" " He wants to race on his own," the boiller hissed with Aerith's voice. " He wants the prize money all to himself." "But Aerith... what would you do with gil in the lifestr-?" Another (angry?) burst of speed took the vehicle and its riders almost a foot into the air. "Okay! Okay!" Cait cowered. "Nanaki have you filled in our entry form?" "I can't," Red answred, and held up his paws to demonstrate. "No thumbs." "Red keep those paws on the wheel!" Aerith squealed, as they nearly swerved off the road entirely. Team Name: The Furious Furries Vehicle: The Gattling Gainsborough Team Members: Red XIII, Cait Sith and Aerith Gainsborough.
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Post by Moira Rose on Feb 10, 2009 12:00:03 GMT
Reno lost. Again. Man, who knew that betting on the same number for roulette actually decreased your chances for a win? He played it, like, A MILLION TIMES. Okay, maybe not. But it was a whole lot...
Everything in the room spins when you're totally drunk.
Somewhere halfway across Gaia (because the PHS has great connectivity), Rude gets a call.
"Hey Rude? Yeah, I was won-"
"No Reno, I will not bail you out again. I know today's your gambling night, so don't even try."
"But Rude-"
"No."
"Not even-"
"Nope."
"Fine..."
There was a silence, until Rude's phone beeped that it was low on battery.
"Reno, remember the leaflet that Scarlet left on her table?"
"You mean the one I saw when we snuck in so you could-" Beep.
"I could?! You, more like."
"Fine, so I could doodle all over her forms so she'd go take it out on that girl who totally cut in front of the queue at the canteen and-" Beep-beep-beep.
"Yeah, that one. One million gil right?"
"I'm in, aibou."
"Oka-" Beep. The phone spluttered its last and died on them.
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Team name: The Variables
Vehicle: Flaming Red. And Rude doesn't have a say for obvious reasons. (Reno's Car)
Team Members: Rude and Reno.
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Post by t3hmaniac on Feb 11, 2009 10:22:13 GMT
"A race Kupo?" Mog asked, having escaped his red materia prison with his new chocobo friend.
"Kweh? (maybe we should enter, I mean we do have a car)"
"Of course Kupo! How'd I forget about that?"
"Kwehh... (it was from that spinoff, which kinda failed)"
"Oh."
"Kweh. (Never mind Mog. If we can win this we'll be able to make a racing game that doesn't suck)"
"Then Let's go Kupo!"
"KWWEEEEH! (My name is Choc damn it!)"
--- Team name: Team Kweh. Vehicle: The Kupo-tastic convertable Team Members: Mog the Moogle and Choc the chocobo
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