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Post by fearandloathing on Mar 26, 2009 15:34:59 GMT
Hahahaha! Thanks Mystic. My mind is crazziiiee. Sorry for scarring j00 hope Here are my answers, which I was waiting for posts so I could not double post. 9. Sphere Grid I think. Or... Hm... WHO AM I KIDDING?! I want Garment Grids. So badly. They would be the most fun EVER EVER EVER XD 10. Airship. Strahl. 'Nuff said. I'd be an awesome pilot (no nagivation for ME, bizatch) 11. See, my heart would make me an NPC, because I'm one of the good guys, but my wicked side would say right-hand man of the baddie. Which will be my final answer. Come ON! I'd be the evil go-to boy, serving my master only to serve myself. Heh. Perhaps I could even surrender at the last minute and escape to do more dastardly deeds somewhere else XDD 12. Hair. I'd LOVE the eyes, but to have Reno's hair. Dear god. It would be SO MUCH win. 13a (Emo parade) Cruise: Cloud Marry: Squall (I reckon he'd be okay once he got his teenage marbles together) Shag: Vincent (less tolerable on a cruise than Cloud) 13b. Cruise: Yuffie (Cruise of AWESOME, anyone?) Marry: Rikku. Oh yes Shag: Selphie (least intersting of them. I want to spend time with her the least, but I'd do her so long as she didn't talk too much). 13c. Cruise: Cid from X - He'd be the CAPTAIN, d**n XDD Marry: Cid from 8 - he already loves kids, and he'd be reliable and mature. Shag: Cid from 12. He's got that crazy-sexy thing going on. Uh huh. But don't tell Balthier I said that 13d. Cruise: Vaan Marry: Tidus - Omg! I would LOVE to marry him XDD Shag: Zidane. OH GOD THE JAILBAIT. NOT GOOD (feels bad) 13e. Cruise: Kudja Marry: Sephiroth. He respects the importance of mothers, and I'd DEFINITELY want to hit that more than once (when I get the sword away from him) Shag: Seymore 13f. Cruise: The Sorcress Ultimica. Marry: Garland Shag: Jenova 13g. Cruise: BARKEEP! HE WOULD MAKE ME DRINKS ALL THE TIME XDD Marry: RedXIII. He would be great at helping our hybrid children with their homework ;D Shag: Moogle OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE 0_o BONUS ROUND OVER! 14. Omg... the moogle would be AWESOME. I'd like a Crystal Chronicles one, or a XII one. It would be my little mechanic and help me and squeal and stuff... but I could RIDE the chocobo. Moogle, methinks. It would be easier to travel with, and it could be my little sidekick.
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Post by snarky on Mar 26, 2009 17:56:06 GMT
LONG REPLY TIEM~~! Um... I'm replying to all of them. xD;; BECAUSE IT'S FUN!
1. Umm... I have no significant other, so I suppose that means I'd be changing myself? xD Lol. I'd love to have Rydia's hair. OR OR OR Yuna's or Rikku's eyes. =D
2. BAHAMUT PLZ! Final Fantasy IV's Bahamut, to be specific. He's the flipping /God of Summons/, and he's epic. AND HE'S A DRAGON. Plus, I happen to like his design better than some of the later Bahamut designs. FFVI's Bahamut has a nice design, too. Although... it'd also be pretty cool to have Odin not so much as a pet but as, like... permanent friend and bodyguard.
3. It is a tough choice between a weapon and a costume, but I'm thinking I might just go with either Yuna's summoner outfit or Rydia's adult outfit. It's the /sleeves/, man, the sleeves!
4. Ohhh... another tough choice. Umm... I really like the FFIX world. But Chocobos and Moogles in this world would be pretty awesome. I'd rather FF people in this 'verse.
5. The problem with living next to my favorite FF characters of the opposite sex is that both of them are taken. Therefore, I'd rather have my favorite character of the same sex as a roommate.
6. That's a toughie. Confuse would be more amusing to tell stories about, but I'd get dizzy. I'd say Berserk, because then I could just have fun going on murderous rampages. =D
7. Uh... I kind of hate all things FFXII, so I'd say FFVII - besides, if everything looked like that all the time, I think I'd be used to it.
8. Chocobo music is very romantic. I'd have to go with having background music from each game constantly cycling, because that's just like listening to my iPod all the time, minus all the other stuff on it. xD
9. FIXED CLASSES AND I'M A BLACK MAGE SUMMONER! (a la FFIV's Rydia... lol, you can totally tell my favorite game, right? xD) Seriously, though, I prefer fixed classes.
10. AIRSHIP AIRSHIP AIRSHIP!!! And either something from FFIX or FFIV. =D The Invincible or the Lunar Whale would be fun! TELEPORTING TO THE MOOOON!
11. Which ultimate bad guy? Although... being an NPC would be pretty fun. =D
12. Unusual colored eyes.
13. For this one I will list in order cruise, Marry and Passion. Although... I would hope I wouldn't have any kids out of this. -shudders- a) Squall, Vincent, Cloud (Squall I can spend the time annoying, 'cause I don't like him. Vincent... marrying him would be epic. xD Cloud... ehh...I'd take him over Squall.) b) Selphie, Yuffie Kisaragi, Rikku (lol - Selphie I could tolerate, Yuffie is love, and Rikku'd be fun. xD) c) Cid from 8, Cid from X and Cid from 12 d) Vaan, Zidane, Tidus (I'd be allowed to kill Vaan on the cruise, right? RIIIGHT? Zidane'd be awesome to marry. Tidus, it's only one night, right?) e) Kudaj, Seymour, Sephiroth (Uh... I dunno... =/ Just kinda... picked 'em.) f) Ultimica, Garland, Jenova (OMG, JENOVA IS SO ZETTA SEXY! 'nuff said.) g) Moogle, Red XIII, Barkeep (xDDDDDD)
14. CHOCOBO! CHOCOBO! CHOCOBO!
( Please excuse the shift-abuse and hyperness. I'm running on one hour of sleep right now. xD)
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Sigbru
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Post by Sigbru on Mar 26, 2009 18:37:20 GMT
9. Materia. Just so I can say "My balls give me power!"
10. FLYING WHALE FROM THE MOON
11. Fated-to-die-Villain all the way. It's the FF world, if I'm popular enough I'll come back
12. Eyes
13a.
Cruise: Squall (Whatever) Marry: Cloud (I'd cheat on him with Tifa) Shag: Vincent (Demon gay sex is still demon sex. They know things)
13b.
Cruise: Selphie (Anything to avoid sex with her) Marry: Yuffie (And miss the chance of being a NINJA PRINCE? Hell yes) Shag: Rikku (Hey, she's hot)
13c.
Cruise: Balthier'd Cid (He's evil. Would make the trip interesting) Marry: Rikku's dad Cid (We would break up soon enough when he finds out I'd banged his daughter anyway) Shag: Headmaster Cid (He looks the oldest. More the chance he has a heart attack during it >.>)
13d.
Cruise: Vaan (Meh) Marry: Tidus (He doesn't exist anyway) Shag: Zidane (...tails)
13e.
Cruise: Seymor (I always wanted to be in a gay cruise) Marry: Sephiroth (So I could bang his mother behind his back) Shag: Kuja (...tails)
13f.
Cruise: Garland (I'd threw him in the water. Try swimming with that armor) Marry: Jenova (So I could bang her son behind her back) Shag: Ultimecia (Two words: Timeless. Sex)
13g.
Cruise: Barkeep (^_^) Marry: Moogle (^_______^) Shag: Red XIII (^____________________^)
14. Depends on how they're worth on Ebay
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Post by La Editor on Mar 26, 2009 20:44:41 GMT
FEAR WINS LIFE!
9. MATERIA.
10. Airship, definitely - yuck, water! Uhhh... probably the Shera. I'D TOTALLY PILOT. Everyone would die in the crashland five minutes after I get the wheel. Fun times.
11. Side-line NPC, definitely. Like Hope said, there are some really interesting side-liners, like Bugenhagen.
12. Eyes! They'd be... they'd be... err... YUNA STYLE! MAYBE.
BONUSROUNDBONUSROUNDBONUSROUND!!!
Emo Parade Cruise: Cloud Strife (cool guy, but only on a platonic level.) Marry: Vincent Valentine (nyuk nyuk nyuk. I'd beat the emo out of him! With Yuffie's sharpest shuriken.) Shag: Squall (least interesting mind-wise, but yummm.)
Livewires Cruise: ----- (Ree-ree below comes up with a good point, I totally couldn't run around on a ship with myself.) Marry: Rikku (wouldn't we look so cute together?! REE-REE, MARRY ME, DARLING.) Shag: Selphie (...also least interesting mindwise, so she defaults here.)
Cids Cruise: Headmaster Cid (good for interesting conversation!) Marry: X Cid (ohh, eww-eww-eww. CAN I CHOOSE HIGHWIND?!) Shag: XII Cid (I would so totally tap that.)
Lovable Dorks! (following mystic here) Cruise: Vaan (we'd loot the entire ship blind. Nyuk nyuk nyuk.) Marry: Zidane (gwaa, he's so adorable!) Shag: Tidus (hot bod, little brains, shagging works for me!)
Baddies (I WAS WAITING FOR THIS ONE.) Cruise: Seymour (the text said 'you do not HAVE to have sex with them,' doesn't mean you can't. TAKE HEED, NONBELIEVERS: SILKY VOICE IS HOT.) Marry: SEPHIROTH FDAPIJOADFSIPJOFDASJIO. NO EXPLANATION NEEDED. Shag: Kuja (yummmmmm.)
Superbaddies Cruise: Jenova...? (I keel her. UDKILLSEPHSLIFEBICHUGOINDOWN.) Marry: Ultimicia (I'd totally get her to teach me magickz.) Shag: Garland (I don't think I could put up with him for more than one night. Sean Connery is cool and all, but he's also old and grody. ;P)
WTF! Cruise: Barkeep (if I fell overboard, at least I know I wouldn't drown) Marry: Moogle (so cute! It'd be a totally platonic marriage.) Shag: Red (...well, if you're gonna go for bestiality, might as well do it right...)
14. Definitely... wait... uhh... probably a Moogle. They don't smell as much. But a chocobo could take me anywhere. But I couldn't keep them anywhere. But if I was married to a moogle, I couldn't have it as a pet. Or could I? What would we tell the kids? ...WAIT, WHAT KIDS. WEARESONOTTALKINGABOUTTHISANYMOREKTHX.
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Post by Cheery on Mar 27, 2009 0:30:20 GMT
9. Garment Grid FTW. I want Rikku's BA costumes.
10. yet again, give me the Strahl. I'd be the worst captain ever, lol.
11. right-hand man all the way. being evil much more fun.
12. hella Rikku's eyes... but wait, I'm confused. I thought if I chose to look like her in round 1 then I'd get her eyes too...
13a (Emo parade). Cruise: Cloud Strife Marry+Shag: Vincent Valentine Marry: Squall Leonhart
13b. (Livewires). I am abstaining from this question, considering I can't do myself.
13c. (Cids). Cruise: Cid FFVIII Marry: Cid XII Shag: Cid X
13d. (Lovable dorks). Cruise: Vaan Marry: Zidane Shag: Tidus
13e. (Baddies). Cruise: Seymour Marry: Kudja Shag: Sephiroth
13f. (Superbaddies). EW NONE.
13g. (WTF!) Cruise: Barkeep (X-2) Marry: moogle Shag: Red XIII >.> <.< ...so awkward, and hey, where was Auron in all this?
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14. Moogle. I dislike chocobos...
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Post by quietncryptic on Mar 27, 2009 1:26:09 GMT
fear, you are E-VILE!!! D:K but in a good way, now you can be my crazy minion9. Even though X-2 sucked I gotta say the garment grids, cuz it'd be epic to change clothes so quick. Goin on a date? Sphere change into the songtress-fit! 10. OMG, crew on the STRAHL Balthier is the pirate-God of the skies; smexy and stylish! 11. I shall join Fear and be E-VILE!!! Plus, the villians are like, ultra cool. Need a footsie girl, Sephy?! I'll help you find Mother, Kadaj! I'll die happy at having been call girl for such sexiness! XD 12. ahh, I could use the GD hair since it'd just bounce back into place. Taking care of mine is a pain. ~_~ 13. BONUS ROUND! 13a (Emo parade). Cruise: Vincent (Srsly, Lucrecia much?) Marry: Squall (he seems like the dutiful father type and he'll eventually settle down) Shag: Cloud (gotta admit, he's cute, but the running away thing would get old) 13b. (Livewires). Odd, yet fun to do since I don't swing that way. ;D Cruise: Selphie (her hair would distract me since they look like Swiss Rolls) Marry: Rikku (She's perky and active; a perfect match to my laziness) Shag: Yuffie (All that energy could be put to use somewhere at least! XD) 13c. (Cids). Cruise: Cid from 8 (Ewww, he could be my granda!) Marry: Cid from 10 (I love his voice, and his fighting spirit! Plus, we'd make firey kids like Rikku!) Shag: Cid from 12 (omg, that man is as purdy as his son!! I'd marry him, but no man of mine would hurt his own son, by threat or deed, under threat of me!!XD) 13d. (Lovable dorks). Cruise: Vaan (eww, he's not my type) Marry: Tidus (OMG, cute and guaranteed to be a firebomb, and an athlete with stamina to boot! *drool*) Shag: Zidane (Cutey, but his womanzing keeps him firmly in the one-night-stand category) 13e. (Baddies). Cruise: Seymour (the claws and oily voice scare me) Marry: Sephiroth (And who'd be crazy enough to give up the oppurtunity to make purdy silver-haired babies and an efficient, strong, rich father to keep em in line? Actually, only if he's sane. ) Shag: Kuja (umm, yeeeaaa...one-time thing only. Simply because my guy can't try to put on my thongs when I rip his off, thanks.) 13f. (Superbaddies). Cruise: Garland (yuck) Marry: Ultimecia (I guess magic would come in handy???) Shag: ...Jenova? (whoa...does she even have a waist??) 13g. (WTF!) Cruise: Moogle (Sorrry, but strictly a companion, despite being so cute and fluffeh!) Marry: Red XIII (Wtf moment, but hey, least he can talk and teach our kiddies to be smart...wasn't his mom human anyway? So at least he's half.) Shag: Barkeep (only thing remotely humanoid.) 14. hmm.....tough decision. Moogle for fluffeh cuddles, or a chocobo for running around outside? oooh, I think if I get a big enough place (or have a miniature or something) I'd get a chocobo since I think they're cute with their big blue eyes and friendly warking. ...plus a chocobo can't call me a b*****d back.
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Post by Qwi-Xux on Mar 27, 2009 1:56:36 GMT
9. What battle system would you rather use? License board. I think getting a license for magick would be a lot easier than lugging around materia (especially anywhere near Yuffie). It's easier than being stuck in a certain class (what if I really needed Firaga and I was stuck with Curaga? Healing's not gonna do me much good if I'm dead 'cause some crazy-assed blizzard-shooting monster turned me into a popsicle and all I needed was the FIRE to kill it). I'm not exactly wanting to change my clothes in the middle of a battle. I guess maybe the sphere grid would work just as well as the license board, though. Hmm. 10. Would you rather crew on one of the airships from FF games, or one of the boats? Airship, airship! I want to be on the Strahl. I'd rather be in Ivalice than Gaia, thanks. 11. Would you rather be a sideline NPC who is slightly involved with the heros of a game (e.g. the Library girl (8), Blank (9), Jesse/Biggs (7) type person) or the right-hand man/lady of the ultimate bad guy? I'd totally be the sideline NPC. They're so awesome. Except I'll pass on being the Jessie/Wedge/Biggs one; I'd rather not be smushed to death. An alive NPC would be great. 12. Would you rather have gravity-defying hair or unusual coloured eyes? Unusual colored eyes!! Yuna's are my favorite. I'm fascinated by people who have two different colored eyes. 13. BONUS ROUND! *Ringringring* BONUS ROUND! My bonus round questions are totally going to be the opposite of what you asked, because I don't do the one-night stands, I'm happily married, and I have more reasons why I wouldn't be involved with these people than why I would. (Yes, I'm cheating on answering these, SHHHH.) So reasons why I couldn't go on a cruise with/marry/shag any of the following characters: 13a (Emo parade). Cloud Strife ~ Tifa would kick my arse and I'd totally lose. Squall Leonhart ~ Um, his woman's a sorceress. Also, he's like seventeen and I don't want to get arrested. Vincent Valentine ~ Not wanting to deal with the demons. 13b. (Livewires). Yuffie Kisaragi, Rikku, Selphie: Okay, I think I could go on a cruise with any of these three people, but the marrying/shagging's out. I don't swing that way. 13c. (Cids). Cid the headmaster in 8, Cid Rikku's dad in X, and Cid Balthier's dad in 12. ........ewww. Just eww. 13d. (Lovable dorks). Vaan, Tidus, Zidane. Three words for these three: Penelo, Yuna, and Dagger. I'll leave them all alone. 13e. (Baddies). Seymour, Kudja, Sephiroth I'll avoid the bad guys. Seymour is ugly in his beautiful-creepy way and he scaaaaares me. Kuja is...*shudders* Ultimate creepy. And Sephiroth? Don't get me started on him. 13f. (Superbaddies). The sorcress Ultimica, Garland, Jenova. Have you SEEN Ultimecia's final form? GROSSNESS. Garland is ANCIENT. And Jenova--doesn't even have a body. And is an alien. A crazy, let's-destroy-the-planet alien. We wouldn't get along so well. 13g. (WTF!) Barkeep (X-2), Red XIII, a Moogle. I have a strict policy against non-human relationships. I'll go on a cruise with any of them, though. BONUS ROUND OVER! 14. Would you rather have a pet Moogle or a Chocobo? I don't think a Moogle would be too happy being my pet. But if I could have the moogle, I'd take it over the chocobo, because I have a feeling chocobos would be a lot more work.
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Clan Dragoon
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"Well, since Aerith died, she unofficially got bumped up to 'main heroine' status"
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Post by Clan Dragoon on Mar 28, 2009 0:02:50 GMT
9. JUNCTION FTW! That was (and still is) the GREATEST battle system of all time - especially sense I'm the kind of genius to figure it out. 10. Boat - less work, more play. Honestly, what are you going to hit in the ocean? A rock? And what could you hit in the sky? The ground. Exactly. 11. Either way, Fear - you'll most likely end up dead, baddie or not. Because of this rule, I choose to be Jessie. She doesn't get enough credit. 12. Gimmie the eyes, I have the hair as it is. 13. EMO PARADECruise: Vincent - he'd be most likely to throw himself off it, or, stay shut in due to the sunlight - thus I'd get around his constant brooding. Marry: Cloud - does he come with Tifa? Or do I have to pay extra for that... Shag: Squall - Not too fond of pedophilia, which is the only reason he won... And yes, I am a prize. LIVEWIRESCruise: Yuffie - waterslidewaterslidewaterslideCANDYwaterslidewaterslide Marry: Selphie - "MAKE ME A SAMMICH!" And the best part - she would. Shag: Rikku - 'nuff said CIDCruise: Balthier's Daddy - "Is Balthier coming with us?" Marry: Headmaster - that would make me Headmistress wouldn't it? Shag: Rikku's Daddy - "Is Rikku coming with us?" DORKSCruise: Tidus - He'd teach me how to play Blitzball, I'm in. Marry: Zidane Shag: Vaan BADDIESCruise: Kudja Marry: Seymour Shag: Sephiroth SUPERBADDIES - why wasn't Sephiroth part of this? Cruise: Jenova - WE CAN TAKE OVER THE SHIP! Marry: Garland - It's almost his time, I can wait him out. Then, I'll get the ship! Shag: Ultimica WTFCruise: Moogle - YAY FLOTATION DEVICE! Marry: Red XIII Shag: Barkeep - Eye luv u! 14. Well, seeing as mine just drown and Chocobos can run on water... I'll take the bird. But i want a black one, and I'll kill Joe to get it. Thank you Fear!
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Post by Hope on Mar 28, 2009 13:46:18 GMT
Shag: Rikku's Daddy - "Is Rikku coming with us?" ROFL!
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Post by Savvy Sergeant Higakuni on Mar 30, 2009 6:07:07 GMT
you know after being gone on winter vacation and coming back to read all the hilarious responces, i realized i hadn't actually posted my own responce to any of these! HERE WE GO!!!!! 1. i would probably change myself to look Auron (from X) or Amarant (From IX). Auron for the shear awesomeness all around and Amarant for the REDICULOUS DREADLOCKS!!!! 2. oooh..... I would probably have Bahamut (The one from FF9) Simply because he was awesome and who wouldn't want The King of Dragons as a pet? And actually looking at the Final Fantasy Wikia (oooh yeah i went there :$) the Bahamut and Dissidia looks pretty freaking awesome... 3. I would probably take Cloud's swiss army sword from Advent Children, or one of Auron's Swords (Either the Blurry moon on the Masamune). I Really like big unweildly swords..... 4. I would probably live in (on) Ivalice, moslty because its pretty and FUDJUCKING HUGE!! But also because i like all the catacombs and temples and stuff (as long as The Demon walls stay as stationary walls) 5.One great image, five simple words: Zell in a Frat house LAWL! 6. Confuse, because then my rage would be irrational and after being detained i could thrash around in a nice, well lit padded room rather than a cold dark cell where you wear a hockey cup over your butt for protection. 7.Probably all pixely like in XII RW because i enjoy having thumbs and hands that can hold things (even if those things only have two dimensions) 8. background music simply because some of the songs are very melodious and relaxing.... but i would hate to try to go to sleep with the battle music going... that'd be a challenge and the chocobo music would be awful in so many ways ;p 9.I actually enjoyed the junction system and think that if it were tweaked just little bit (mostly because of other advances in technology) that it would be really cool. Plus who the heck needs to gain points to learn how to put on a friggin' hat... *Glares angrily at the license board* 10. To make this question utterly pointless i'll say a crew member on the Invincible from FFIII... ITS A BOAT THAT FLIES!!!! 11. I'd probably be the right hand guy mostly because its sooooooooo outside my normal personality to be a mean, nasty, and totally egotistic and selfish (its up to you to decide how sarcastic that comes a crossed) 12. hmm....ummm....ermmm.... well.... I've already had gravity defying hair.... so probably the unusual eyes (i always thought Riddicks were pretty BA) BONUS Q's These ones are in order of:Cruise,Marry,SHAGGIFY (and yes i understand that some of these will have homosexual referances.... get over it 13a.Cloud (more optomistic), Squall (then atleast i could pregnant dog at him legally about how lame he is), and Vincent because i garauntee he has the most amazingly freakily kinky ugly-bumping sessions you've ever experianced 13b. Rikku (more the ocean cruise type), Selfie (i always thought she was cute ), Yuffie getting to SMEX a ninja and live! 13c. Cid (FF8) meh, why not?, Cid(FFXII) so I could abuse his political influence so i could do illegal things , Cid (FFX).... magic in the bedroom... wonder what he'll summon there (oh my god i can't believe i wrote that down....I'm suddenly disgusted with myself) 13d. Vaan (because i dont like him... cruises only last so long), Tidus because he's just a cheery guy , and Zidane... ooooh the things that tail could do.... ok yeah thats gross nvm 13e. oooh god i feel like im living in a bad Yaoi.... umm Seymour (meh), Kudja (because he's to obsessed with himself to have love time with), and Sephiroth (teehee, das a big ssswword var misser) 13f. Garland (he's a loser...), jenova... she'd just do her whole "I'm a creepy dead lady" thing anyway... not a lotta fun in a sack.. AND ULTIMICIA GIMME SUMMA DAT, MMM MMM FINGER LICKIN' GOOD 13g.....idk.... just idk.... random answer time... Barkeep (because he's frickin' creepy), RedXIII (he live FOREVA!), and moogle... hooray for violating the innocent... 14. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGLE!!!!!!! Especially if it's Monteblanc from FFXII because he's ADORABLE!!!! ok there we go, i've had my peice of the pie now
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