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Post by Hope on Jan 31, 2009 20:09:44 GMT
Tseng watched gratefully as everyone around them sank down into their respective seats and floor space. Somehow his head hurt a little less when people weren't moving around so much. Swallowing the final shot that Tifa had lined up hours ago. Tseng rested his forehead on the cool surface of the bar. It was kind of refreshing.
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Post by fearandloathing on Jan 31, 2009 22:19:26 GMT
Rufus lifted his head off the bar, slowly and sluggishly, like someone had been pouring cement in his ear. Hey, there was something in his ear.
Why was there a cocktail umbrella stuck in there?! He didn't recall this happening.
"Mr Tuuuuesstttii," he slurred. "You are being moast unapropriate. Coddling with emplooees is strichtely non-forbi-allowed." He attempted a stern expression, which came off as a confused, or possibly 'something peed on my shoes' expression.
"I wood liek sum warm milsh," he told Tifa. "With brandy."
Somewhat ironically, the only thing Rufus managed to say straight was the name of the liquor he wanted. Delicious brandy-milsh.
The music faded away as the guests slowly ran down like clockwork animals and dropped to the floor. It was like a duracell bunny advert, with less furry ears and more alcohol.
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Post by MysticSpiritus on Jan 31, 2009 22:51:17 GMT
Whoa, this pillow was comfortable like wow. It just so warm and soft and it fit under his neck so darn good. Reeve reached out his arm, his frat boy instincts automatically searching for a girl to cuddle up with. All it did was throw his body off balance and he tumbled onto the floor. At least though, that warm and comfortable pillow went with him.
"Yuffie ... " he mumbled softly. "I miiiiisssss youuuuuu..."
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Post by mintbanana on Jan 31, 2009 23:10:56 GMT
Heh, Reeve was funny when he was drunk...
Yuffie lifted her head from where she had more or less let it fall onto the bar and looked blearily at her boss.
"You should miss me. I'm pretty. I have pretty... Materia. Materia are pretty, aren't they? Aren't..." She slumped back onto the bar.
"Tifa... my head is fizzy. Wan'... Wan'... Gimme what Rufus has... Make my head not fizzy anymore."
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Post by MysticSpiritus on Feb 1, 2009 5:55:44 GMT
Wait, he felt something in his pocket. It was hard, it was tasty ...
A LOLLY!
Reeve held the candy high in the air like a trophy. "Yuffie," he groaned. "I's got ... lolly for you..."
Then his vision went all weird. "Tifa, I need water..."
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Post by fearandloathing on Feb 1, 2009 10:59:31 GMT
[glow=LimeGreen,2,300]FLASH![/glow] Something flared brightly, lighting up the room for a few seconds and convincing half the occupants they apocolypse was here.
It dazzled Rufus, who picked his head up groggily and wondered what on Gaia was going on.
"Smile, boys," Tifa said worryingly sweet, and then pressed the shutter of the camera again. [glow=LimeGreen,2,300]FLASH![/glow]
Oh yes. Oh yes. It was payback time. The bar needed an extention, and Tifa had a pretty good idea of where the money was going to come from.
"Marlene sweetie, could you roll Reno over?" Tifa asked, the little girl obeyed quickly, jumping over the carnage and pulling Reno by his sleeve; so it tore a little, no biggie. "And thank you for pretending it was your birthday."
Marlene giggled.
"I'm nine," she sniggered. "This sure was a funny joke, Tifa."
Now Tifa herself giggled.
"Yes, it was, wasn't it?" She turned Tseng around on his chair, so she could photograph the 'NOT THE' drawn on in marker pen on his boxers next to the 'Property of Shinra' logo.
Speaking of which, where were Reno's pants? Oh, yes, in the fire.
[glow=LimeGreen,2,300]FLASH![/glow] [glow=LimeGreen,2,300]FLASH![/glow] [glow=LimeGreen,2,300]FLASH![/glow]
"Cloud will love his birthday present," Tifa remarked, as she snapped a picture of Reeve asleep with his head on Rude's tummy. She had been fliming everything from behind the bar anyway, but she wanted a few really high-quality pictures for the album.
Rufus in particular looked like a modern art installation. She snapped a picture. "The fallen President impaled on cocktail umbrellas sleeps in a puddle of his own despair, as shown by brandy and milk," she narrated as she walked back behind the bar.
Tifa sipped her glass of lemonade. Oh yes, this had been a good idea. A great one. Lol owned everyone ;P
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Post by Moira Rose on Feb 1, 2009 13:45:21 GMT
Argh! We've totally been fooled!!!!!
(me no like you no more fear.) :<
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Post by MysticSpiritus on Feb 1, 2009 14:53:42 GMT
Well done, Fear. Very well played. ;D
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Post by Kisara Strife on Feb 1, 2009 15:00:05 GMT
I can't stop laughing, lol! Nice one; wasn't expecting that coming! ;D
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Post by fearandloathing on Feb 1, 2009 16:48:11 GMT
Hahaha, well, as you can guess, guys, you've all been fooled I'll say now that I in no way intended that ending, I just made it up on the spot, but you can all assume that it signifies the end of the RP. I think sometimes if you let a RP drag out then it loses steam and fades away into something kind of sad and disappointing, and if we end now; as things are winding down and we've passed the climax, then we end up with a much better and easier to read RP overall. Short, hilarious 'n sweet. I'll leave the thread open a bit longer if anyone wants to add a few more things, but consider Marlene's 6th/9th birthday party officially over. You all got owned P.S. I'm intending to save a copy of the entire RP onto my computer at some point, so we don't risk losing anything with the transfer, and if all participants are okay with it anyone can get a copy and attempt to turn it into a fic if they should so choose EDIT: In the meantime how about suggestions for new RPs? The ideas thread is always open and I think we're developing a really strong RP group.
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Post by Shagi Tigori on Feb 1, 2009 19:03:59 GMT
*dies laughing* I can't believe we got fooled! Poor Poor Genesis!
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Post by Hope on Feb 2, 2009 8:54:56 GMT
Ha! It's about time Tifa and Marlene got their own back. They had to put up with quite a lot that night!
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