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Post by fearandloathing on Oct 9, 2007 11:46:34 GMT
There is no way this can be made into a poll, because the whole point of crackfic is to be Who and WHO?! So I beg the question, craziest, crackiest pairing you ship or have shipped (or indeed, fic you've read and guiltily adored) Oh! Lets throw in your guiltiest favorite-fic! (is guiltiest spelt right? My brain is not functioning.) Fear's ships and guilt. My guilty pleasure is an Aurikku high-school oneshot that's so full of corn you could stick butter on it and eat it (Name of 'blister in the sun') I don't have that many crack ships in the final fantasy catagory, yes I suffer from the disease known as Aurikku, but nothing kinky Whereas I HAVE been known to persuse Kakashi/Iruka from Naruto, (A fic for that pair are on my guilt list too) and I've been indulging on Kakashi/Sakura as of recent as well.
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Post by ladyvaltaya on Oct 9, 2007 12:09:51 GMT
Zack/Cloud actually started out as my "closet couple" you could say. Since CC's launch however, they are now right up there with Cloud/Tifa and Zack/Aerith as far as I'm concerned. ^_^ Pure Crack in its most demented fic form? Well, that was a one of a kind fic I wish to this day that I'd never read. I REALLY wish I could remember the name of this ancient FFVII fic- but let's just say Palmer got VERY freaky with a LOT of Rufus Shinra's money in a vault Scrooge McDuck style...
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Post by fearandloathing on Oct 9, 2007 15:25:46 GMT
Ugh, I wish I never looked at this KH slash out of pure curiosity, the summary was 'Riku is 18 and Sora is 8, they're in love but no one understands [lemons][rape]'
Most repulsive filth I ever saw in my life thank-you-very-much *barfs*
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Post by Sai on Oct 9, 2007 15:56:34 GMT
Haha, I like this. Well, I read a crack about a year ago, and I fell in love with it. It's called- watid for it- Crack is good. Aha. Anyway, it's all yaoish with Z/R/C, so I'd avoid even looknig at it if you aren't into that type of thing. www.fanfiction.net/s/2834919/1/Crack_is_GoodBah, it's my favorite!
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Post by fearandloathing on Oct 9, 2007 16:28:50 GMT
Mwhahahah, Saio! I do love me some crack from time to time.
But.....KETCHUP!?!?!
Seriously, dude, KETCHUP WTF!!
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Post by Sai on Oct 9, 2007 16:32:09 GMT
I haven't been able to eat ketchup since.
All I can think of is that story. Then I put the bottle down and laugh hysterically.
I thought that the ketchup was absolutely hilarious
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Post by Sylla on Oct 9, 2007 16:37:53 GMT
Fear, I suffer from Aurikku, too. (It started when I stumbled on a cute picture of Auron and Rikku on dA. First reaction: WHAT?! Second reaction: Hmmm... *peers intently* they actually don't look all that bad together. =D) I recommend you check one out called Soldier of Spira. It is the best Aurikku out there, if not the best FFX fic entirely- that's how good it is. (The author's characterization of everyone is uncanny.) Tifa/Rufus is somewhat of a guilty pleasure for me, actually. I know it has whole communities dedicated to it, but I don't actually see it ever working out. (So I don't read it overtly.) Outside of the FF fandom... Well, as I've stated before Vergil/Lady is one of my guilty pleasures. (Iunno.) Something purely crack... Scarlet/Anyone. That woman is just scary. XD
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Post by fearandloathing on Oct 9, 2007 16:41:54 GMT
OMG! Rufus/Tifa!!!! I have like 3/4 of a one-shot written for that pairing! 'What you leave with you' got me wayyyy into them. So crack, but so good Aurikku was started for me by a little drabble written by a writer I know, (2nd ship XD) I've written very bad Aurikku in my time, but I'd like to think I'm improving and if I ever get my soul back from AS-levels I'll write an idea I had a while ago. (Edit: Zomg how long is SoS?! I'm 'fraid +50 chapters is my limit. Just too long otherwise.)
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Post by Sylla on Oct 9, 2007 16:53:59 GMT
Last I checked it was at 73 chapters, or so- but the really fly, I swear. I didn't even realize I was clicking the 'next chapter' button until I saw I was seven chapters in. It just draws you in (and time better spent is hard to come by. =D)
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Post by Erissa on Oct 11, 2007 4:10:22 GMT
Ugh, I wish I never looked at this KH slash out of pure curiosity, the summary was 'Riku is 18 and Sora is 8, they're in love but no one understands [lemons][rape]' Most repulsive filth I ever saw in my life thank-you-very-much *barfs* Makes me wonder if the writer is some sort of paedophile...*shudders* Well as for crazy pairings, I usually like pairing hot/pretty guys and/or enemies together because there's something fun and alluring about pairing people you know will never get together in the story. In FF VII it'd be something like Kadaj/Cloud, Yazoo/Reno, Loz/Tifa. I don't like Sephy/Aerith or Sephy/Cloud though because something about Sephiroth fail to make me see him as a sexual being, so usually Sephy pairings disturbs me, especially if he's going all sexual on him remnants. Let me just say though that I avoid rape (if it's just to add to the sexual appeal of the story), incest and paedophilic stories because such things greatly disturb me as they actually happen in real life with real people.
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Post by Ink on Oct 15, 2007 7:19:57 GMT
I sure as hell didn't "guiltily adore" it, infact I absolutely loathed it: the worst pairing I've ever seen in my entire life was young Reno (like 16?) with adult Vampire-Sephiroth (who, by the way, had a vampire-brother called... yeah, you've guessed it, it was Vincent Valentine). I mean what?
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Post by fearandloathing on Oct 15, 2007 15:35:56 GMT
Wow... You know, I've always held a ' ' for vampire-stories, WHY ARE THEY NEEDED!!
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Post by Ink on Oct 15, 2007 15:45:11 GMT
Well, take vampire-stories like Dracula or The Vampire Chronicles... they're really cool, and the world would be so much more miserable without them. But random Oh-lets-make-a-canon-character-a-vampire... that should be a huge, painful no-no.
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Post by fearandloathing on Oct 15, 2007 15:59:00 GMT
My point exactly, it's like the same-old-same-old AR stereotypes, they just get tired.
Anything featuring the terms 'the gang are back in highschool' should be included in this catagory. (This is not to say that high-school fics can't work, but many don't)
Now, I may sound crazy, but I saw a summary for an AU fic that had Tifa as a figure skater and Sephy as a scout/manager, and if the idea was written well I think I would've died for it, but unfortunately it wasn't.
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Post by Sylla on Oct 15, 2007 15:59:27 GMT
Ink, I agree with you.
There's crack potential for a comedy in which the FF cast find out that Vincent is actually a vampire (or even more crazily, someone like Yuffie)- but when it leaves comedy is when it should be burned. (And it will burn. In hell.)
Edit: Fear, that actually might have worked had it been a capable author writing it, but alas, the FFVII fandom is plagued with people who don't even have a proper grasp on grammar.
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